Devon Sawa:
Devon Sawa
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Information:
Name: Devon Sawa
Born: 1978-09-07
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Slackers (2002), The Boys Club (1997), The Guilty (2000), Wild America (1997), Action Man (1995)
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for
years.
Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that
long.
NahumYangIn
Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed.
WinfieldTimodk
Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook:
Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the
morgue the
merrier.
MatunaagdGarveyda
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
?
A cow that can milk itself !
FionnlaochGrahamelQ
An Arthur Anderson partner comes
back to
his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message
where I
said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?"
The manager
goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron
documents to
shreds."
ColstonBemossedAF
I know
a husband and wife who have
separate bedrooms, drive different
cars, take separate vacations, work
different shifts, have their own
computers, and even have their own
ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and
Home Pages. They say they're doing
everything they can to keep their
marriage together.
KevanFeldtunPm
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in
Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
ArawnHymieKd
Q: How many anglers does
it take to change
a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to
brag about how big
the old one was and about the one that they would
have changed, but "It
got away"
FridolphNukpanaxQ
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally.
PierceBarakIC
Policeman: How can you say
you
don't have any outstanding tickets?
Driver: They're all in the glove
compartment.
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